Mentally Sick But Physically Thicc!

spooked-bees:

i can’t wait for this show

zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way:

tonyalmeida:

that “OH!” when he understands felt so magical

(via thatoddboy)

horsesharkinahatadventures:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

ty-bayonet-betteridge:

amtrak-official:

So I found this, I don’t know what to do with it, but it will certainly go in the FOX post. FOX News says Biden let the hurricane hilary into the country

im actually SOBBING this is so funny

joe biden is a storm god

somebody do a shitty jpeg edit of joe biden as a storm god ill love you forever

(via castielsdeadlyparasol)

fump-2:

rule

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

autoreflect:

elvencantation:

khaos4k:

24ozsteak:

24ozsteak:

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

YES

“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”

This thing is fucking mythical

yeehaw

This is the Alaskan Bull worm

(via hereticalseraph)

autumngracy:

kingpretty:

Me n who

This could be us but the US government won’t let disabled people marry each other without losing their disability benefits 💕

(via whatbigotspost)

sirartwork:

A crop of just the Kermit Blade Runner 2049 meme I made on stream

gundamslut:

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

(via whirlibirdy)

snaxle:

sentence-structurer:

snaxle:

punctuation-completionist:

snaxle:

snaxle:

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

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i feel like im in 5th grade being graded on a english grammar test all over again this is so fucked up

[pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [verb] [noun] [adverb] [letter]

[contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [verb] [determiner] [noun]

[number]/[number]

[pronoun] [phrasal verb] [contraction ([pronoun] and [verb]) ] [preposition] [adjective] [noun] [verb] [verb] [adverb] [adjective] [noun] [phrasal adverb] [adverb] [pronoun] [verb] [adverb] [phrasal adjective]

you are doing some cocomelon shit to me

(via gqueerkitten)

miumiutien-deactivated20230126:

my melody mcdonald’s bowl !!

(via hereticalseraph)

ahedderick:

animentality:

(via sideshow-bob)

silverformymonsters:

(via whirlybirbs)

darkarfs:

It’s INCORRECT SKELETON SEASON, folks!!

(via whirlibirdy)

fallout-lou-begas:

spleenyz:

memewhore:

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